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There was an Instagram where fruit played the role of a vagina and the was shut. Was Lafayette that spot on?! Don't get me wrong, they can be one haunted house disaster after another, but it's not like there's an axe murderer waiting inside each one… Or is there? Now, personally,, I'm a believer that vaginas attached to unstable people are the Hairy sex girl Nashville. Many times I've thought, "She's gonna set me on fire but, the sex will be great.
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We treat our poor vaginas this way and why? Are we scared of our genitals in their natural state? If you've ever been in a vagina you know all too well their mind control abilities.
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Your vagina can try to escape from your bathing suit one lip at a time or eat the front of your pants and make its existence known to the world. My mom is the worlds worst about rocking a camel toe.
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If lesbians and bisexual women band together, we could probably do some pretty solid research on the matter … at my birthday party this year. But I distress… Penis owning law makers tend to have vagina envy when it comes to reproductive rights. I mean, jealousy is the only logical reason I can think of for them to take our reproduction so personally.
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Be nice to your vagina: know that it looks pretty and remember to feed the demon who lives in it.